from now on i’ll rate patheticness on a scale of 1 to apple’s attempts at culturally diverse emojis
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
if you can’t handle me at my human you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my dancer
my resolution is to touch more butts than i did last year
Or maybe this thing was a masterpiece til you tore it all up.
- Me: I like that
- Me: *looks at price tag*
- Me: I don't like that anymore